The staff at Fiskens in Forfar are, frankly, a little bit sick of Peter Pan and his pranks. He's always coming up with some new gag to play on his poor victims, and they don't always find it funny. Peter, on the other hand, always does.
Phone calls seem to be his preferred mode of attack. Peter will ring up and, using his incredible powers of imitation and impersonation, pretend to be interested in buying every car in the garage.
So far, he's pretended to be the Queen, Barack Obama, Bob the Builder and even Lady GaGa.
Each and every single time, the excited staff have fallen for it, only for Peter to burst out laughing at the end of the phone call before hanging up.
Peter has also been known to lock all the car doors in the showroom and hide the lunches of the long-suffering staff.
Why does he pick on them? He heard a rumour that Captain Hook once bought a car from them. Of course, that wasn't true, but Peter has become used to visiting Fiskens for a laugh.